My never-ending and wholly enjoyable panty research this week took me to the Urban Dictionary, my favorite place for off-the-wall definitions. Some of my favorites:
Panties:
The greatest word in the English language.
Next to the greatest thing on Earth. 
The greatest invention since the female herself, preferably cotton.
A gift from the gods.
A word that instantly gets your attention if spoken by a woman.
Often used to keep the ankles warm.
I have to guess that these were all submitted by men. The kind of men I like to meet, those with a fine appreciation of a girl in panties!
Have any of your own to add? Send them to Dixie@allniteflirts.com
