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New Boy in Town
Oh my! We have a new bartender starting work this week. I was introduced to him this morning and he is a cutie. Nice big shoulders, shy smile, blue eyes. I could eat him up with a spoon. I’m kind of surprised ‘cuz we don’t usually get such choice cuts of beefcake working here.
The boss usually tries to hire women to work the bar as most of our clientel are working guys who like to watch cute tits and ass sashaying around the taps and aren’t into pretty boys. At least not that they’d admit out loud, but I’ve had more than one of those “straight” boys beg to do some cocksucking from time to time! Not that they’re “gay”, of course not. Its just that mean ole Dixie “makes” them do it.
Anyway, this sweet piece of eye candy is new in town. He’s the cousin or 2nd nephew of Miss Sarah over at the library. He’s didn’t grow up here, but came to town to help her out for a while. Sounds like there’s a story there and I intend to find it out. I bet he’s been in some sort of trouble somewhere and family sent him here to get him out of the way. No one just moves here without close kin or a reason. And he’s a northerner to boot. Somewhere like Michigan or Minnesota.
So tonight’s his first night at the bar and the boss asked me to show him around and keep him out of trouble. He told me to be friendly but to keep any special “Southern Hospitality” off the clock. What a party pooper. I just mentioned that I thought I should make him feel real welcome and all……
Dixie
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Bad Sex Advice for the Week
I know that living with roomies can be restrict your sex life but with advice like this feel free to make all the noise you want. Just don’t expect to ever have a repeat date with the same female.
Finally, what if you have a nosey roommate? Rent a horror movie and play it while you have sex. “If they hear any screams, they’ll assume it’s the movie.” This will also create a relaxed ambiance.
Dixie
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Sexy Naked Ladies in the Sun
I don’t know about you but I’ve about had it with winter. I want to fly away somewhere warm and join other sexy naked ladies lying in the sun! It just seems like this winter has gone on forever. I know, I know. Around July I’ll be wishing for some cooler weather and cursing the bugs, but for right now I want to feel some warm lovely sun on my naked body.
I love laying out in the sun naked and feeling the sun all over my skin. It always makes me so horny – gee what else is new right? What doesn’t make me horny? *grin* But laying outdoors in the sun has a special turn on for me.
There’s a spot I like to go to at the lake. You kinda have to work to get to it, but its really worth it. Its a nice little private spot on the beach surrounded by tall bushes and stuff so no one can see me. I love to lie out there naked and soak up the sun. If I go for a swim its not quite so private, but close enough.
At least I always thought it was a private spot and nobody but me knew where it was, but last summer I was proved wrong. I’m not sure who it was but someone, I bet it was ONSY, was peeping at me through the bushes. I could hear his heavy breathing and shifting around. He wasn’t quite as good at the Peeping Tom stuff as he thought. I figured if he made all that effort to find my private spot, then he should at least get a show for his efforts.
I never let on that I knew he was there, but took my time putting sun oil all over my body. I paid special attention to my sexy big tits, making sure to let the oil dribble down over them and slowly and carefully rubbing the oil over them, taking special care to cover the nipples. I wouldn’t want sunburned nipples now would I? *grin*
Hearing his heavy breathing followed by his groans made me think that the trip out here had been worth it for him. I wonder how many other, more stealthy guys, have been peeping at me over the years? Looking forward to a very hot summer!
Dixie
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Bad Sex Advice for the Week
This week’s bad sex tips brought to you by Mens Health
“Women love to hear men use their names. The more unexpected the place—like in the middle of a sentence—the better. Better still, write her name on your shoulder, your hand, or anyplace she’ll have a chance of spotting it. It’s a tattoo without pain—one that gives only pleasure. “It will make her laugh and think you’re so adorable,” says Davidson. “It says, ‘You matter.’ ”
Sorry guys, but to me it says you need a way to remember my name while we’re doing the deed. Or worse yet, what if you misspell it or write the wrong girl’s name on your hand? I think the ink will be replaced with teethmarks!
Dixie
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Cuckold Fantasy – One Size Does Not Fit All!
When I get phone sex calls for a cuckold fantasy I always ask the caller for some details about his idea of the fantasy. Some callers get a bit put out, don’t I automatically know what they want? Listen up guys! There are more ways to play a fetish than what you have in mind! Not everyone has the same tastes! And not everyone sees the situation the same way.
Its kind of like calling me up and saying you want to be dominated…… That’s like saying you want food, but not any idea of what kind.
Back to cuckold fantasies.… There are different types of fantasy. The main idea is that your partner (usually female) is having sex with another man. That’s the basic idea, BUT. Is it because you’re a pussy whipped pindick? Or because you get so hot thinking about your woman with another man? Or because you have no choice if you want your lady to stick around?
If you’re a pindick the most common type of cuckold fantasy is cuckold humiliation. It can be combined with forced cuckold. You’re too small to satisfy your partner and she denies you sex and tells you she’s getting hers from a real man with a real cock. She may make fun of you, tell her girlfriends what a pussy boy you are, tell her bull what a dickless wonder you are, etc. Cuckold humiliation and small penis humiliation rolled into one.
Or maybe you know you can’t satisfy her with your small dick and want her to get what she needs for sexual satisfaction and knows it can only be with another man, again one with a real cock.
Or maybe you just love the idea of your wife getting fucked 6 ways to Sunday by another man. Maybe its because you love the idea of her acting slutty or hearing her cumming over and over again on a huge dick.
I had a caller the other day ask me my opinion about finding a guy with a big dick to fuck his wife for her birthday. I kinda think it was more of a present for himself than for her really…….
So whatever your cuckold fantasy is about, tell me!!!! I don’t work in the dark, figuratively, literally I often do my best work in the dark……..
Bad Sex Advice for the Week
I’m not sure if this week’s sex advice should be labeled as bad sex tips, or just strange articles. These tidbits from MadeMan almost make me think of them as the male equivalent of Cosmo’s Sex Advice. Almost, but not quite. The articles consist of stuff I’d think a guy would already know without being told, but who am I to judge what a guy knows!
The first one that had me in giggles was a how-to on masturbation. It caught my eye since I’m always looking for more ways to torment you boys and thought I’d see if I could pick up any tips. Ummm. Their top tip, touch yourself all over…… The second one was to find out what feels good.
Now, I may be mistaken but don’t guys figure those things out without a handbook?
Tune in next week for more bad sex advice from Dixie.
Dixie
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My Valentine Cuckold Slave
I haven’t talked about Officer Not So Yummy (ONSY) in a while, but be assured he is still around with his tongue hanging out hoping for a taste. I gave him a real treat this Valentine’s Day and made him my Valentine Cuckold Slave. Valentine’s Day is for lovers after all isn’t it? I don’t think the poor baby knew what was in store for him.
I took the night off from the bar since we’re never really that busy on V-day. I talked to ONSY and reminded him how many times he’d do absolutely anything for me, anything! And was he still of that mind? Of course, anything! Oh Goodie. I told him that we had a date and to meet me at my trailer at 6:00. The boy was so excited that I think he came in his pretty pink panties right there!
He showed up right on time with champagne and roses. Always hopeful! I rubbed up against him and whispered in his ear that he was going to be my slave for the night. Ooh he was just panting at the thought and his little pindick was already twitching. First, I made him hand over his cash to me for safekeeping. Then I told him to run me a bubble bath and pour me a glass of champagne to go with. As a treat I let him sit on the edge of the tub while I soaked. I let him get a few glimpses, just to keep his tongue hanging out.
I got myself wriggled into this hot red dress I bought for the occasion and had him zip me up, fetch my shoes and purse etc. He was surprised when there was a knock on my door, but I wasn’t. I introduced him to my date – Tall, Dark and Hung like a Horse. You should have seen the poor little cuckie’s face fall. I explained that my date and I were going out for dinner and maybe more – with the money he had handed over to me earlier - and that I’d be back later.
But, but, but. Hey, you said you’d do anything for me didn’t you sweetie? If you’re a good little cuckold slave boy and are still here when we get back I’ll let you listen to how a real man can make me squeal in bed, you’d like that wouldn’t you?
Of course he was there when we got back, I knew he would be!
Dixie
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Bad Sex Advice for the Week
On taking time to get your sexy back: “Forget the ‘I don’t have the time for that stuff.’ If you had cancer, you’d find the time to fight it.”
And if I had your balls in a vice you’d find time to deal with that as well!
Of course sex and fighting cancer are on the same level of importance! So if the lady in your life is sick from chemo, tell her that’s no excuse for not feeling sexy!
Dixie
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Baby Its Cold Outside!
Brrr! We’ve had real winter here the past little bit. Real Snow! Not just a pretty little postcard dusting that makes us ooh and awe and then go on our way, but the real stuff that closed roads and kept folks home from school and work. My little trailer just wasn’t built for this kind of weather. I may be hot enough to thaw any guy, but I’ve had to keep some extra heat on to stay warm. At least when I’m not in bed……
Now I felt bad for the guys doing the plowing. We only have one snowplow so it was running all day and night to dig us out. I told those boys if they needed a place to stop off for a break and to get warm that they were welcome at my place and I let them know I’d show them just how much I appreciated all their hard work.
Well I didn’t have to worry about staying warm after that! The boys started knocking on Dixie’s door after the first shift. I gave them all the tender loving care that they needed to get back out there and get that snow cleared. Mostly they were too tired for much other than a quickie or a BJ (never had a guy too tired for that!). But a few were more energetic…
There’s a set of brothers that work on the road crew and they were working the same shift and had the same shift off. They ended up at my door together and had no problems sharing me! I was a little bit sore after that one. They were big boys and taking them both on together was a bit tight. But we all had fun.
Lots of the boys told me they’d been waiting to get their hands on me for a long time and were glad of the freebie. I may have gotten some new customers of my own as well as getting my drive plowed out first thing!
There was also a woman on the road crew, but you’ll have to call me to get the details on that one!
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