Dixie

What’s with granny panties all over the news?  Supposedly there’s a huge demand for these ugly britches claiming the influence of pop stars and Bridget Jones.  Granny panties over bikinis or thongs?  I don’t think so.

The influence of pop divas on our undies has always been strong.  But …. These ladies are wearing granny panties as outer wear, not undies.  And even then they’re not all that attractive in my mind and certainly not a reason for the rest of us to adopt them as our underwear.

The lingerie stores are touting that women are tired of thongs and bikinis and opting for the more comfortable full coverage of granny panties.  Sounds like sales pitch to me.  Sure we all have those cotton pairs that we wear to the gym, etc but not full blown nasty knickers that come up over our belly buttons nearly to our waists.

This has nothing to do with comfort.  Cotton bikinis, boy shorts, briefs are plenty comfy.  No need to go with these uglies.  Unless you’re looking for tummy control and then you might as well wear a girdle that actually will give you some support and control.

So guys don’t look for any granny panties to be featured on my panty page any time soon.  I’ll stick to my briefs and boy shorts and the occasional thong when I can bear to part with them.  Panties can be pretty and comfy and sexy all at once and I opt for sexy and slutty but that’s just me!  What else would you expect from a panty slut!

Remember August is Anal Sex month.  Time for you boys to either try something new and explore that taboo or indulge that dirty little secret of yours with a new anal toy. Or let the woman in your life explore it for you with a new strap on.

You don’t need to be a sissy boi to enjoy anal sex.  Gay men and sissies aren’t the only ones with prostates you know! All you guys have lots of sensitive nerve endings along your perineum and asshole.  We woman do too of course, but we don’t have a prostate that makes us explode when its stimulated.  Think of your prostate as orgasm on demand when it gets tickled!

Adam and Eve have a great selection of anal toys to get you tingling just thinking about them; vibrators, beads, dildos, plugs, probes.  All sorts of goodies to share with another person in your life or to use all alone.  Of course, you don’t need to be all alone when you use them I’m just on the other end of the phone 1-800-TO-FLIRT x03-49-894-7 and you know how much I love ass play! I’d love to talk you through a session exploring all those sensations whether its the first time for you or a regular indulgence!

Dixie

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Some of you boys know that I do phone sex and some of you know that I sell my used panties, but not all of you know that I do both!  After talking to me on the phone and knowing just how juicy and hot I am wouldn’t you love to have the panties that I was wearing when I talked to you?  Have them for your very own hot off my pussy? Be able to put them up to your face and just inhale me and think about our hot call?  Bet you would!

And you boys who have bought my used panties and pictures online, wouldn’t you love to talk to me and hear me tell you all about getting those panties ready just for you?  Live out your fantasy with this bad girl, knowing you’ve got those panties in your hand.  Hear me tell you about wearing them all day and that thinking about the lucky guy who was going to be getting them.  Those thoughts alone putting an extra wiggle in my walk and an extra tingle in my kitty.

So if you want the best of both worlds, my used panties along with my naughty voice and your fantasy, give me a call at 1-800-TO-FLIRT x03-49-894-7.  You can drop me a line first here at dixie@allniteflirts.com if you want to ask me to get a pair of panties ready for you on our call.  Let me know if there’s a particular pair you want, check out the panty page,  or a special fantasy you want to talk about.  It gets me extra hot knowing that I’ll be sending you my used panties after our call!

Kisses

Dixie

I’ve been such a naughty girl this summer.  *Sigh* Not keeping up with posting my blog about what’s going on or my panty sales.  But I’ve been having such a good time being bad! *giggle* Long hot afternoons with my feet in the wading pool sipping a margarita and visiting with friends.  Longer and hotter afternoons in bed with the man of the moment! So busy playing instead of tending to chores, guess I need a spanking for being such a naughty girl! *smile* Will you be the one to give it to me?

That’s an image to get you hot.  Me over your knee with my skirt pulled up over this sweet round ass and my panties pulled down around my knees.  Squirming over your lap in anticipation of your hand, will it be a smack or a tickle?  Are you going to stroke my ass or my pussy? Thinking about how your hand is going to feel against the skin of my cheeks or the lips of my pussy. Loving the feel of your cock getting harder and harder against me while I wiggle against you.

Ooh, I’m going to have to go and cool off in the wading pool now for sure!  Or maybe some ice instead.   An ice cube sliding over my tight nipples or my glass dildo out of the freezer…..

Mary lost her husband four years ago and was still depressed, mourning as if it had just happened. Her friends were constantly calling her and urging her to date and meet someone.  Finally, She said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone or how to meet someone, etc. Her friend replied, “Mary! I have just the guy for you.”

They hit it right off.  They took a shine to each other and after dating for a while he asked her to go away with him for a weekend.  Their first night at the hotel they both undress.  She is nude except for her black panties.  He’s standing there in the all together and asks what’s with the black panties?  (they aren’t the begging to be ravished kind).  She told him her body was his to explore but her pussy was still in mourning for her late husband.

The next night, the same thing. She is standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, “What’s with this … a black condom?” He replies, “I want to offer my condolences.”

A funny for the afternoon.

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No,” he replies, “I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it.”

Intrigued, the woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

“It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,” he explains.

“What’s it telling you now?”, she asks.

“Well, it says that you’re not wearing any panties…”

The woman giggles & replies, “Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!”

The man exclaims, “Damn– this thing must be an hour fast!”

My never-ending and wholly enjoyable panty research this week took me to the Urban Dictionary, my favorite place for off-the-wall definitions.  Some of my favorites:

Panties:

The greatest word in the English language.

Next to the greatest thing on Earth.

The greatest invention since the female herself, preferably cotton.

A gift from the gods.

A word that instantly gets your attention if spoken by a woman.
Often used to keep the ankles warm.

I have to guess that these were all submitted by men.  The kind of men I like to meet, those with a fine appreciation of a girl in panties!

Have any of your own to add?  Send them to Dixie@allniteflirts.com