Dixie

I’ve been such a naughty girl this summer.  *Sigh* Not keeping up with posting my blog about what’s going on or my panty sales.  But I’ve been having such a good time being bad! *giggle* Long hot afternoons with my feet in the wading pool sipping a margarita and visiting with friends.  Longer and hotter afternoons in bed with the man of the moment! So busy playing instead of tending to chores, guess I need a spanking for being such a naughty girl! *smile* Will you be the one to give it to me?

That’s an image to get you hot.  Me over your knee with my skirt pulled up over this sweet round ass and my panties pulled down around my knees.  Squirming over your lap in anticipation of your hand, will it be a smack or a tickle?  Are you going to stroke my ass or my pussy? Thinking about how your hand is going to feel against the skin of my cheeks or the lips of my pussy. Loving the feel of your cock getting harder and harder against me while I wiggle against you.

Ooh, I’m going to have to go and cool off in the wading pool now for sure!  Or maybe some ice instead.   An ice cube sliding over my tight nipples or my glass dildo out of the freezer…..

Mary lost her husband four years ago and was still depressed, mourning as if it had just happened. Her friends were constantly calling her and urging her to date and meet someone.  Finally, She said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone or how to meet someone, etc. Her friend replied, “Mary! I have just the guy for you.”

They hit it right off.  They took a shine to each other and after dating for a while he asked her to go away with him for a weekend.  Their first night at the hotel they both undress.  She is nude except for her black panties.  He’s standing there in the all together and asks what’s with the black panties?  (they aren’t the begging to be ravished kind).  She told him her body was his to explore but her pussy was still in mourning for her late husband.

The next night, the same thing. She is standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, “What’s with this … a black condom?” He replies, “I want to offer my condolences.”

A funny for the afternoon.

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No,” he replies, “I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it.”

Intrigued, the woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

“It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,” he explains.

“What’s it telling you now?”, she asks.

“Well, it says that you’re not wearing any panties…”

The woman giggles & replies, “Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!”

The man exclaims, “Damn– this thing must be an hour fast!”